Beginning of a Story question comments randomness expected and accepted

The story of my life is difficult day after day I am constantly hunted down, seems that the on,u positive than since my birth is my pride. Well considering I have a lot of pride unearthly and in reality Hellishly as I am The Lord of Pride/Leviathan since birth. I was bred from the Smartest,Strongest,Bravest...etc since Humanity was a trivling creature. After the thousands of years past I was born and with it a literal unholy feeling passed through all 5 people attending my birth as I was born. Haley's Comet passed overhead and that same night those boys died in the Alamo and Samuel Colt built his first percussion-capped revolver. Many people said that when I was born unto a corporeal body the sea will surge against its bonds,fire will cover the earth wars will explode, food will be scarce and disease will run free. The last of all the omens the snake of pride shall entangle us all and we all shall break under its will. I myself thought this story was ludicrous until the day the Vatican declared war on one man and one man alone and that is me. This story is my tale and how I perceived this dying world. 3/6/1863 "He is born sir." Said a doctor, he was busying himself washing his hands that where dark with blood. "He seems to be a fine boy, his eyes are miscolored" the doctor said confused in the fact that the baby was born with his eyes open to begin with. "And you know that how? Exactly." "We'll sir when he was born his eys opened immediately and he took view of his surroundings I should think" The man he was talking to rosé from the chair and the doctor noted he was a cardinal,wearing his red clothes that looked to be made of silk. "Did anything else happen?" The cardinal gazed deep into the doctors eyes. The doctor however had worse problems as soon he realized the blood was black and wouldn't wipe off he cursed. "Excuse me I am talking to you" the cardinal stepped closer intimidadingly. "Ah yes the mother died and my assistants are feeling sick from some reason "you know why that is?" The cardinal watched as the doctors hands started burning. "Help its some sort of acid" the cardinal nodded drew a silver knife aimed at his neck and stabbed in making a cross at the jugular. He walked in and did the same things to everyone witnessing the boys birth.

Items That I value (Values Essay)

There are a fair multitude of things I value but none more than my dog Annie she is absolutely priceless to me. She is loving (too most) wacky adventurous and hyper (which is the generally reason we don't leave any of the doors in my house open). She is also a Lhasa Apso, so she loves it when there's snow outside as her breed originates in Tibet. Her breed were used to guard Buddhist monasteries and were also found among nobility. They where found in Buddhist monasteries because of a very strange ability that comes fm there somewhat small size. They have a large threatening bark that even intimidates me when I come home from whatever I am doing.(also the worlds most competent alarm clock) they also usually have a pride rarer in smaller breeds. Well that's her technical aspect of her breed and a quite a bit about her history as well. But now I will tell you about her myself. My family and I got her when she was about 6 months old and before she was larger than my cats (Lucky and Alice). She (for about a week) just sat on our black leather couch doing nothing but shaking. But then she learned about our meager 2 acre backyard which she ran around for about half an hour doing god knows not. After that she quickly (with her intelligent mind). Conquered any challenge we threw at her even until now. Another story is when she was 8 months old and oh cats found and attacked her but she overcame that with a single bark that scared the living everything about them at this point those cats fear her worse than even the wrath of god. However I value one other thing on other item and that's my Vita. Well I actually have to correct my self Latin speakers its my PlayStation Vita a system I got for My birthday 1 year ago that item is very valuable to me both economically and sentimentally I use it almost all the time whether for Netflix or games or the Internet whatever it has to be for it seems to find a use no matter how impossible it seems I haven't found anything capable of holding my vita back and up till this date I keep as much care of it as I do my ravenous adorable beast whom we call Annie. I also made a promise to myself that I would not treat it as just another technological advancement to use but a delicate artifact to make sure it makes its way into the big leagues as a important system that's not just a tiny way to hold off boredom all in all I treat this thing with lots of respect

Okay guys time for the question of the week, Whats purple/red controls anything and looks like a phoenix the person who guesses it right is a administrator for the blog

By the way universel industries ends the world in the last chapter of life

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